lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
convincedthatmorninghasntcome: fuqa: manda: i literally just cried i’m peeing omfg SWISS FUCKIN’ CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
Just got home from a long trip, these are my...
1) YES, I GET MY OWN BED AGAIN!! 2) I wanna go back :( 3) Can I move there? 4) I GOTTA GO POOOO
Love is all you need. Except if you need a kidney transplant. Then you’d need a...– Jon LaJoie (via jonlajoiecomedy)
people that like me: 0
people that like my bestfriend: 832567653463876247564315
The Word of Notch: Even experts get it wrong →
notch: This post is a reply to this: http://ricrichardson.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/mojang-reaction-incredibly-strong.html Specifically, to this portion: 3. Patents are there to stop people stealing a technology you invented and letting you have a fair shot at making a living from it. If Uniloc wants…
queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
The Word of Notch: On Patents →
notch: Let’s say you’re Neo, and you were the first person ever to come up with the idea of a novel. It’s like a short story, but longer, and you’re really proud of it. Trinity then runs up to you and takes one of the few printed copies of your novel. You don’t want her to do that, as you paid good…
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jayviloria: Meet Jade. She killed herself three days after making this video.. Teenage suicide accounts for 31,000 suicides a year in the U.S, making it the 3rd leading cause of suicide. Worldwide, nearly one million people commit suicide every year.. more than those murdered or killed in war. Think before you say something hurtful to someone else. It may look like they’re okay, but they’re not....
Imagine sitting in the movie theater and part 2 of...